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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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So, uh, have we, uh, maybe check the chest out later then?

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Yeah, Hila. Let's chase the crazy guy first that was just going to kill you.

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Three small clawed arms shoot up and grab at Glim's arm.

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Uh, well, if I'm not mistaken, I, uh, I think those are the, um, uh, the dirt bat.

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Should we keep trying to find him or should we go back and see what's in that treasure

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chest because he's probably going to come back for it?

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Or maybe he looped around and he's back there now.

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Exactly.

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Sully begins bounding up the stairs.

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Uh, Moot, you are looking around the staircase as you look up the stairs and Sully is gone.

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What? What? Where'd Sully go?

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What do you mean? He was just-

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Sully, you find yourself back on the far side of the bridge.

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As Glim turns around and addresses you,

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Hila and Moot, you see that Glim has grown a full bushy beard.

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Maybe we just, like, opens a box?

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Kind of makes sense that he would have run up here and opened it, so maybe he should.

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There is a pile of gold. We found the gold!

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We lost a friend, but we found the gold.

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Don't cry, that sounds evil.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th Edition Actual Play podcast,

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and I am your Dungeon Master Russ More, and with me today is Karla Maxted.

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That is me. I play Glim. I am a Dragonborn PAlydin.

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And Tom Laird.

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Yep, that's me. I play Moot. He is a half-orc, wild magic sorcerer.

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And still stuck all by herself, Amy More.

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All by myself. Sully is all by himself as a halfling, lightfoot, halfling rogue.

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Someday. Someday.

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We'll get it eventually.

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These are new people, it's hard.

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So we're babies, it's okay.

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Where we always get it, that's that extra...

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What do we get?

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Where do we go to always get it?

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Great warm-hearted feelings, love and affection.

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You can find our Patreon scrawled on a bathroom wall somewhere.

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For a good time, pay two dollars a month.

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To always get it, go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon.

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Or at least finish the...

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Dragon cast!

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If you're gonna throw the URL, finish off the URL.

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I'm sorry, I laughed too hard.

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But also an episode dedicated to you.

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There's a whole lot of things happening over there, new things.

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And we invite you to go check it out.

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But today's episode is dedicated to...

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Forrest Demmon!

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Thanks Forrest!

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Forrest, Forrest you the best!

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We're a little thrown off because we added a new feature over on Patreon called

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Dumjins Downtime where we kind of just rehash the episode previous.

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So the rehash of this episode will come out later this week.

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And you can get that over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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But it's kind of throwing us off because it's new.

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But you can go find that over there.

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Fuck it!

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Let's play D&D!

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Sully, you have just made it up to the ravine.

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Cackling laughter down, rains down upon you.

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Everybody else, Glim, you have a beard.

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Hylip has half a mustache.

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Your facial hair's the same as when you started.

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And also cackling laughter raining down upon you.

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Let's start with Sully.

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Sully like looks around, sees no one, and starts to trek up toward the...

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Gets a strange feeling in his chest.

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Like, I don't know.

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Like he like he all of a sudden like worried about his buddies.

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And then was like, huh?

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And then was like, what is this?

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I feel.

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And so he started to go toward the log.

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Oh, you're on the right side.

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You're on the other side!

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See, I totally figured.

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I totally figured I was going back to the side and would have to cross back over.

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I gave you the right side.

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Because that just feels like that's how it goes for something.

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At least last time.

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Like, okay, let's do this again.

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Damn it, I chose the bridge again.

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Okay, good.

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Okay, so I go back toward where the bridge is though,

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because that's where we continued on the path.

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So I'm going to go find my friends because I'm worried about them.

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You're running or walking?

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Oh, run.

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Okay.

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Jog, jog.

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We'll come back to you.

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Everybody else, two of you are at the top of the stairs.

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Moot, you are down at the bottom of the stairs holding said skull laughter.

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That was evil.

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Yeah, I don't like that much.

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I don't like the sound of that.

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I mean, it sounds like maybe Esau is going to come back and we can kill him.

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So, I mean, that's great news.

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Yeah, that would be very cool.

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But also, if we got all this gold, like, look at this.

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Everybody got pockets to put this in.

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Like, maybe, here, you grab one side.

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I grab the other.

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One sec there, Hillip.

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Because right after you open that chest is when the evil laughter showed up.

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So I don't know if you should really touch that gold.

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It's too late.

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I am rubbing it all over my bodies.

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Oh, well, I guess I was looking at someone else when I meant to tell you that.

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Is the laughter continuing this whole time?

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No, you heard it once kind of echo through and it has gone flat.

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Open and close it and make the evil laughter go away?

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It appears to be coming from off in the distance

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more towards where you thought Esau was running.

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In the vague direction.

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So I'm going to just put...

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Look, we'll just slide it down the stairs and it will be okay.

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And then we'll come back and then it will be at the bottom of the stairs.

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We don't have to come back up and get more beards.

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Or go poof.

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Right, the beard.

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We really, you and me, we really went out on that one.

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I don't know about that other guy.

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I mean, I can help you carry it to the bottom of the stairs.

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Sweet, cool.

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Just give me a strength check as you go down.

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Oh, sweet cool.

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Oh, why roll the one?

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Are you top or bottom?

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Go top!

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What's harder, bottom?

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Probably bottom.

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It'd be real heavy.

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Yeah, I mean, bottom's going to have it up over, you know.

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Yeah.

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You definitely drop it.

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Yeah.

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And it, as you kind of lift it and drop it, it begins to slide down.

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Now you're on top of it and Hillop is dragging behind.

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He's like, ah!

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And she's riding it like a, like it's some kind of Teen Wolf.

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That's right.

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Like Dr. Strangelove where he's riding the bomb.

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Yeah, exactly.

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That's it.

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As you hit the bottom, the chest opens and the gold spills out onto the ground.

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And Hillop takes one stair damage from falling down.

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Okay, well, if you come back and get this after I feel good in my legs again.

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I thought you were a big strong, big strong dragon lady.

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I sort of missed a stair.

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I don't know.

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They didn't measure them properly, you know, when you're going downstairs

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and your mind really adjusts to exactly the right length.

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And then if one is like just a centimeter out, you just...

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I'm embarrassed.

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It was probably the crumbly bits that I saw, you know.

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Maybe it moved a stair.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's probably why I hurt so bad now.

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Usually the crumbly bits are like the best part of a dessert.

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So that's disappointing to hear it's no good for stairs.

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You, you think so too?

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Oh, yeah.

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Very, very good.

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I like, we should go out for some desserts after we get out of this evil laughter place.

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I love desserts.

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Let's do it.

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Okay, cool.

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I guess you make a dessert date plan.

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The laughter rings out again.

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Sully, you make it back up to the bridge.

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And the two pathways that head into the forest.

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Ah, yes, the two pathways of which I was paying attention, which way to go.

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And I for sure wrote down, did not.

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So I stand, Sully stands and is looking at the two pathways.

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Make a survival check.

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I was just going to say, could I make a perception

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to see if like we busted through one of them, broke some branches, got a little messy.

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How about I think survival is negative one.

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So I think that's 14.

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14.

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You remember going down the one that comes straight off the bridge

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and you feel like you remember more or less the directions to get back to the stairs.

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Over the river and through the woods too.

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The stairs we go.

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Yeah.

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Okay, back to everybody else.

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So what are we going to do is about the laughter.

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It's that one sounded really loud.

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Yeah, should we?

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I don't, I'm really torn.

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Do we go try and find Sully or or do we stay here and just wait for Esau to come fight us?

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Well, if Sully's anywhere around here,

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he'll know his way back, I would think, right?

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Yeah.

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Does that guy pay attention to anything?

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No, but when there's gold involved, maybe.

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Yeah.

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Touche, yeah, the gold is a good driving factor for landscaping.

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So maybe maybe we wait for Sully and in the meantime,

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get ready in case the bad dude comes back.

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Yeah, sure.

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You've got pockets.

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I'm going to stuff some of this in just in case we can't come back right away.

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Yeah, I have a pocket and I give him like a

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handkerchief so he can put some gold in there.

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So that's just not a pocket.

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That's just a sneeze rack.

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Yeah, but then he can put that in my pocket.

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Okay, okay.

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He lays it down onto the dirt and is now piling gold up.

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Sully, you've made your way along the path.

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You make it back to the windmill.

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Do you keep going from there?

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Yeah, no, I don't stop in the windmill.

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You keep passing through.

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It's all fitting so well.

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Who doesn't like the gorillas?

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Come on.

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You keep passing through and you make it through the graveyard.

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You hear the laughter go again.

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Creepy laughter, too.

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That's straight out of that song.

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I laugh back.

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And then it laughs again immediately.

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And I laugh again immediately.

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Like I'm having some kind of laugh off.

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Make a perception check.

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Oh no, I get to roll that again because of my luck.

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It wasn't that one.

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Wow, Amy, you are having some great rolls.

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All right, well at least now if I get a one,

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it's not the end of the world,

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which is like the perfect thing for me.

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Okay, well that was five.

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I'm sorry, that was perception?

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Yeah.

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That's a negative one.

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I rolled four.

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Everything seems fine to you.

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You keep going on.

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That's right.

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And you move down the path.

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You feel like you're getting a little hungry, too.

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I searched through my pack for some thing.

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As you look down.

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I'm pretty sure I took some hard cheeses.

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As you look down to your pack,

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the mushrooms are looking real tasty.

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Um.

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I have some knowledge about nature.

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Can I kind of figure out maybe if this is a safe mushroom to eat?

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God, guys, I've eaten mushrooms and it never goes well for me.

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Yeah, roll a nature check.

256
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,840
Oh, thank God.

257
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,340
18.

258
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,320
These mushrooms aren't familiar to you.

259
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,280
What do they look like?

260
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,120
They're varying degrees of what they look like.

261
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,000
Most of them, the biggest ones of them,

262
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,360
and they're quite large for the most part,

263
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,120
are like purple and gray.

264
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,560
That doesn't sound appetizing.

265
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,040
Will one side make me smaller?

266
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,320
And one side will make me taller?

267
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,440
I don't know.

268
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,840
Didn't Hillop eat some of them?

269
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:25,280
He did.

270
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,440
Sully doesn't remember that.

271
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,360
Well, I don't know that we ever really figured out what they did to him.

272
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,000
No, you haven't yet.

273
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,680
There's been no connections made.

274
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,120
No side effects yet.

275
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,600
Wait, we haven't made connections for something for us?

276
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,280
Sounds so unlike us.

277
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,600
It's going to come back in about a year or so.

278
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,440
You'll be like, remember those mushrooms?

279
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:54,720
I want to squash the urge to eat the mushrooms

280
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,560
because the feeling in my chest of needing to save my friends

281
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,280
is bigger than the feeling of my empty tummy.

282
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,440
Make a wisdom saving throw then.

283
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,160
But I have a negative one.

284
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:10,480
Yes, you do.

285
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,240
I rolled a one, but I get to roll again.

286
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:15,840
Okay, good luck.

287
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,160
Nine.

288
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,120
You feel like you don't want to eat them right now,

289
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,480
but you feel like you want to take some to eat very soon.

290
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,440
I put some in the pack.

291
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,960
I take some of the smaller ones.

292
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,000
More manageable size.

293
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,640
Yep, that's cool.

294
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,800
Okay, you do that and you have made it back to the stairs

295
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:44,240
and as a laugh rings out and echoes down around you.

296
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:45,920
I return it.

297
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:51,440
The three of you hear the laugh just enveloping the area

298
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,840
that you're in and then you hear another laugh

299
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,840
coming from off to your kind of right,

300
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,320
the pathway coming from the graveyard area.

301
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,880
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

302
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:04,560
Sully?

303
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,960
Yeah, whoa, I say.

304
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:07,840
I see Clem.

305
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,080
Sully, you're back.

306
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,040
We didn't know where you went.

307
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,720
We went up the stairs to try and find you

308
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,720
and then now I guess this.

309
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,520
Oh gosh.

310
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:17,600
No, don't go up the stairs.

311
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,240
Well, you know.

312
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,079
Whoa, lady.

313
00:15:24,079 --> 00:15:25,120
Sir, I don't know.

314
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:28,240
So there's like a weird laugh going on.

315
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,480
I just got zipped back to the bridge

316
00:15:31,919 --> 00:15:34,079
and then fell into the ravine

317
00:15:34,079 --> 00:15:35,519
and then washed up on the shore

318
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,879
and then had to climb the mountain.

319
00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:38,879
You can tell it was a big thing,

320
00:15:38,879 --> 00:15:40,960
but you guys hear that laughing all over the place

321
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,000
is getting on my nerves.

322
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,960
Oh yeah, we've heard it.

323
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:43,919
We have heard it.

324
00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:44,720
It's not great.

325
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,320
We were sort of thinking,

326
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,680
you know, just wait here for the evil guy to show up

327
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,519
and instead of chasing him through the woods

328
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:53,040
and finding mud bats and stuff.

329
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,360
Yeah, fair enough.

330
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,720
Hey, gold.

331
00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,800
Yeah, see, I'm trying to fit it in his handkerchief.

332
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:05,040
I don't understand how Hamut wants this to go in the back.

333
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,800
Hillef, I don't want to touch it.

334
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,560
It's gold.

335
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,360
Well, that's when the evil laughter started,

336
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,800
those when you open that chest.

337
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,680
It could have also been the beard

338
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,200
that grew on your friend's face.

339
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,000
It tickled the spirit.

340
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,960
But it's not like the evil laughter is not having fun.

341
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,000
It's evil.

342
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,960
Touche.

343
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,440
All right.

344
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,200
Well, do you want to put some in your bag there too?

345
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,000
I open up my satchel.

346
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,560
He comes over with handfuls of gold.

347
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,240
He's like, oh, you got some of the mushrooms.

348
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,600
They were pretty tasty.

349
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,680
Drops his gold into your bag.

350
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,800
Now, you eat some of these,

351
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,160
were they, you feeling okay?

352
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,280
Yeah, they were pretty meaty.

353
00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:43,360
I feel good in my tummy after.

354
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,519
It was very hungry at the time, but now very good.

355
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,439
Well, maybe I'll maybe I'll just take,

356
00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:53,600
can I roll another wisdom?

357
00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:57,279
And not eat it?

358
00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:02,319
You don't know what the mushrooms are,

359
00:17:02,319 --> 00:17:03,839
but you don't think, like,

360
00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:04,799
I eat one.

361
00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:05,519
I eat one.

362
00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:07,359
You want me to eat it?

363
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,399
I don't want you to do it.

364
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,160
You choose what you want to do.

365
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:10,480
I know.

366
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,640
I failed that saving throw though.

367
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,319
So I'll play by the rules of the game.

368
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,360
I eat one.

369
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:17,680
See?

370
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,240
Very good.

371
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:18,960
Very tasty.

372
00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:21,519
What's it taste like?

373
00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:22,880
It tasted like woody.

374
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:25,680
Like very earthy.

375
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,599
Does yours taste different?

376
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,120
I guess I claim it tastes like a mushroom.

377
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,079
Like, I guess.

378
00:17:34,079 --> 00:17:34,640
Very good.

379
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,120
Very good.

380
00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:37,519
Anyways, maybe we, okay.

381
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:39,120
So I fill up your bag.

382
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,240
I fill up my pockets.

383
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,599
I fill up my bag.

384
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:43,680
I put a couple in the handkerchief.

385
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,200
He hands the handkerchief back to you.

386
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,319
So we go now?

387
00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:49,920
Try and get away from the laugh.

388
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,120
Laffy ha ha.

389
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,720
I mean, I'd like to stop Esau.

390
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,039
I know that you guys just wanted the gold

391
00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:58,319
and now we have that.

392
00:17:58,319 --> 00:17:59,920
So, okay.

393
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,160
So we go towards the laughter.

394
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,319
I'd like to stop the evil guy.

395
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,000
Possible.

396
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,079
You can hear where the laughter is coming from?

397
00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:11,519
Yeah, the exact direction-ish.

398
00:18:12,879 --> 00:18:14,960
Well, let's take the fight to him.

399
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:17,919
I like your attitude, Sully.

400
00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:18,419
Let's go.

401
00:18:19,279 --> 00:18:19,779
All right.

402
00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:23,759
So there's the pathway that Sully just came down

403
00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:25,839
or cutting back through the trees,

404
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,519
which you had done previously.

405
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,199
The direction of the laugh is encompassing both of those?

406
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,919
Well, I mean, you could go out

407
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:36,079
and then to the left on the pathway.

408
00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:39,839
Like the pathway turns back towards that way

409
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:40,639
from which you came,

410
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:47,599
but it is in more the direction of which Esau broadly, you know.

411
00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:49,119
Oh my god, I'm so lost in these woods.

412
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:50,240
You guys have no idea.

413
00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:51,619
Me too.

414
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:55,039
Well, guys, I mean, when we've cut through,

415
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,679
there's been quicksand and mud bat,

416
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,679
but then that other time it was fine, so.

417
00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:01,599
Let's go for it.

418
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,099
Okay.

419
00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:04,480
I'll follow you, my banded buddy.

420
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,519
So sorry, we're cutting through?

421
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,019
Yeah.

422
00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:09,279
The four of you head back into the woods.

423
00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:12,639
Same way you came, you're following your steps.

424
00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:16,799
And when previously you had stepped out onto a path,

425
00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:19,599
now you step out into a clearing

426
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:22,559
and there is a hut in the middle of this clearing.

427
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:24,959
A wooden hut with a red door.

428
00:19:25,839 --> 00:19:27,199
This is where a witch lives.

429
00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:30,959
It looks like there is a light glowing inside.

430
00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:36,079
And it is kind of like, yeah,

431
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:39,599
it's a wood stick walled hut.

432
00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:42,879
Sticks and wood for a roof.

433
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,639
Looks very drafty as far as construction goes.

434
00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:47,439
More of a fort.

435
00:19:48,639 --> 00:19:50,960
Sounds like a fort I would have built when I was a kid.

436
00:19:51,519 --> 00:19:53,359
Yeah, kind of like that.

437
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,720
Oh, it's like kind of a yurt.

438
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,039
Oh, I was just going to say it's a yurt.

439
00:19:57,039 --> 00:19:57,759
It's a yurt.

440
00:19:57,759 --> 00:19:58,000
Sure.

441
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,639
That's what I said.

442
00:19:58,639 --> 00:19:59,139
Okay.

443
00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:00,419
I didn't.

444
00:20:00,419 --> 00:20:00,919
Didn't.

445
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:03,759
Have we heard the laughter again?

446
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,559
You don't hear the laughter at this moment.

447
00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:10,319
Who's feeling brave?

448
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,000
Who wants to knock on that red door?

449
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:14,319
I'll knock on the door.

450
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,079
You go, girl.

451
00:20:18,079 --> 00:20:18,579
Boy.

452
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,200
And I go and knock on the door.

453
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,759
Make a perception check as you approach.

454
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,180
Pen.

455
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:39,700
As you reach towards the door handle, you see a skull-shaped handle and it catches your attention.

456
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:44,420
Okay, I'm going to crouch down in front of the skull door handle and say,

457
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,580
you got anything to say?

458
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,900
The eyes in the skull illuminate.

459
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:58,340
And it says, find the code and break the curse.

460
00:20:58,339 --> 00:21:02,099
Okay, didn't we already find a code?

461
00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:04,819
I bring my skull out.

462
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:11,699
Your skull says, to the right of the cross, the code will be.

463
00:21:11,699 --> 00:21:12,419
All right.

464
00:21:12,419 --> 00:21:13,779
And I hold my skull up.

465
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,179
In the graveyard.

466
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,220
One, two, three.

467
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,139
Seems like these rhyme.

468
00:21:19,139 --> 00:21:20,980
Oh, you got a skull too?

469
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,019
Yeah, and I think they're like, it's part of the same verse.

470
00:21:24,899 --> 00:21:26,099
Let's go, buddies.

471
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:31,380
Okay, well, I like the sound of find the code and break the curse.

472
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:32,900
That sounds good.

473
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,500
Well, we know where the code is.

474
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:38,500
And we know where the code is, and maybe Moose is like an extra clue?

475
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:41,540
Maybe the code is just one, two, three.

476
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:45,620
I mean, people got to be really like, it has to be something you can remember.

477
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:51,780
Where do you think we put the code once we find the code?

478
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:53,620
Did I knock?

479
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:54,980
Has anyone answered the door?

480
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,460
No, you just bent down and talked to the door handle.

481
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,900
Yeah, I started talking to the door handle.

482
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,940
I want the door to open while she's whispering at the door.

483
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:07,220
It just sounds like an awkward encounter.

484
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,180
The door does not open.

485
00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:12,020
As you're standing there, not doing anything else.

486
00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:15,780
You had like a diagram or something for us last time, Ross.

487
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:16,660
Can you send that again?

488
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:20,660
I can.

489
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,020
Oh, let me see if I can just like.

490
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:24,900
Oh, I found it.

491
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,540
It's like that thing.

492
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:30,740
Yeah, that was the graveyard.

493
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:31,380
Yeah, OK.

494
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,860
Well, do you guys think we should go try and find this code in the graveyard?

495
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:39,140
It seems like the clues are telling us that would make sense.

496
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,900
And I would like to break the curse.

497
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:41,780
What do you think?

498
00:22:41,780 --> 00:22:42,820
Then we can get out of here.

499
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:45,380
Yeah, it sounds good.

500
00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:47,380
I mean, everybody make an intelligence check

501
00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:50,340
and we'll see if you can just remember what the graveyard looked like.

502
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:50,660
Fuck.

503
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:52,820
16.

504
00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:53,320
18.

505
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,740
So Moot.

506
00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:57,620
I don't.

507
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,220
Oh, eight.

508
00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:09,780
Moot and Glim, you have a pretty good memory of the layout of the graveyard.

509
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:13,700
So we'll say that using the diagram that you have, that's how you remember it.

510
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,200
OK.

511
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:19,000
To the right of the cross.

512
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,240
Oh, yeah, I remember this conversation now.

513
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,039
Des.

514
00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:26,680
Zed.

515
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,180
Yeah.

516
00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:28,759
Party Ds.

517
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,559
Oh, man.

518
00:23:31,559 --> 00:23:33,240
I'm pretty sure it's party Ds, guys.

519
00:23:35,319 --> 00:23:36,519
Or party Zed.

520
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,240
Zed's a cool guy.

521
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,680
Always have the parties.

522
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,840
Or Days E.

523
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,200
Or those are all right of the cross, right?

524
00:23:48,759 --> 00:23:49,240
Yeah.

525
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:49,960
God is Ed.

526
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,160
Art C.

527
00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:57,000
As you guys are standing there trying to remember,

528
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,480
the skulls begin to speak again.

529
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,400
This time Moot's goes first.

530
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:05,000
It says in the graveyard, one, two, three.

531
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,400
And then Sully says to the right of the cross, the code will be.

532
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,799
Yeah, one, two, three.

533
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,560
There's three crosses, though.

534
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,039
I know.

535
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:18,840
That's what I was going to say.

536
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,880
I was like, well, it could be one, two, three, or one, two, three.

537
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,279
Damn it.

538
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:29,400
And there's only, no, I was going to say maybe there's two on one side.

539
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:34,360
But no, there's one, two, one on the left.

540
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,039
Or two, you know what I mean?

541
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,759
There isn't one, two, three crosses in a row.

542
00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:43,240
I think we go, we dig up the third, the one to the right of the third cross.

543
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,480
So the D, I guess it is.

544
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,319
We're going to go grave robbing.

545
00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:50,519
That's cool.

546
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:58,039
So funny because I would have thought the third cross was the one between the P and the Z.

547
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,440
Because as we approach it, that would have been the third one we were hit.

548
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:04,759
Oh, I guess so.

549
00:25:04,759 --> 00:25:07,400
I was reading it from top down, not from bottom up.

550
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:07,900
Same here.

551
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,200
Maybe I misremembered.

552
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,920
So there's an empty grave is the one you think.

553
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,480
Is one empty?

554
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,200
Are those the?

555
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,079
T and Z are empty, right?

556
00:25:20,279 --> 00:25:21,400
Is that what the line?

557
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,359
I thought that was just some beautiful shading that Russ had done for us.

558
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:28,039
Sorry, now we have, signifies more of an open grave.

559
00:25:28,039 --> 00:25:29,079
I'm sure you told us that.

560
00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:30,279
It just was a long time ago.

561
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:33,799
So looking at it now, I thought, well, he did a really nice job with this diagram,

562
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:34,839
a lot of depth to it.

563
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,080
In the graveyard, one, two, three, to the right of the cross, the code will be.

564
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,600
We're going to say that you've been like drawing this out in the dirt,

565
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,200
just so that everybody can visual.

566
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,240
Just in front of this house.

567
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,280
Just in front of the house.

568
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:52,920
So we want to go dig or do, because what do you think the code would be?

569
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,480
Like the code is the letters or the code is like hidden inside the ground?

570
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,720
I mean, I thought the code would be the letters, but.

571
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,440
Well, say the letters.

572
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:09,720
Well, we don't know which cross is one, two or three.

573
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,400
Well, you have one row, you have two rows, you have three rows.

574
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,160
And then the right, right?

575
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,000
That's what that's creepy skull said.

576
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,240
Yeah.

577
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,160
And then the skull says to the right of the cross, the code will be.

578
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,360
So you got the one, you got the two, you got the three,

579
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:28,200
and then to the right of the cross, you've got letters.

580
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:35,319
So then why E.D.A. or or just said E.D.

581
00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:45,880
As you say said E.D., you hear a almost a crack come from the door

582
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:51,559
and light goes just emanates out from the door

583
00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:59,159
and you hear the cackling laughter and whooshing a swirling wind kick up behind you

584
00:26:59,799 --> 00:27:01,399
as the door cracks open.

585
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,519
And you won't get a fucking this house.

586
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,919
The wind pours down on top of you.

587
00:27:12,919 --> 00:27:14,279
Sully runs to the house.

588
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:20,200
Behind it, you turn and you see atop a broomstick, a witch.

589
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:25,000
That's a motherfucking witch in long black flowing cloak

590
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,840
and a wide brimmed pointed hat.

591
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,360
And she says you have broke my code.

592
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:36,279
I will kill you before you ruin my curse.

593
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:38,440
It's half broken, you bitch.

594
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,720
Roll for initiative.

595
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,200
That's right.

596
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:46,279
I corrected her, her grammar and insulted her by calling her a bad name.

597
00:27:46,279 --> 00:27:47,319
Solid work.

598
00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:48,039
Sixteen.

599
00:27:48,039 --> 00:27:48,920
Eleven.

600
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,680
Eight.

601
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,080
Twelve.

602
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:51,800
I know how to count.

603
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,279
Order Glim, you are up first.

604
00:27:56,279 --> 00:27:57,400
Guys, I broke the code.

605
00:27:59,080 --> 00:27:59,640
Yeah, you did.

606
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,600
Was that so much easier than we were making it out to be?

607
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,320
It always is.

608
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,800
It was so much easier than we were making it out to be.

609
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,240
How far away is this bitchy witch?

610
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,680
She's coming over top of the trees, so she's up in the air,

611
00:28:16,759 --> 00:28:21,560
probably 30 or 40 feet and then another 20 feet from you,

612
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,000
so she's quite a ways away.

613
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,160
Would you say she's up in the air like she just don't care?

614
00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:26,680
I would say that.

615
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,960
She seems to care quite a bit.

616
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,840
You could.

617
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,560
Why, I guess.

618
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,400
Uh, I am going to...

619
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,680
So my throwing weapon has a range of 30 to 120 feet.

620
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,360
Sounds like I could try and hit her with it.

621
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:41,720
You could.

622
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,120
Dope.

623
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,000
I'm gonna javelin this bitch like I'm in the Olympics.

624
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,799
That's an Olympic sport.

625
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,960
What else would javelin be?

626
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,480
Witch javelin.

627
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,400
No, witch javelin specifically.

628
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,600
Just javelin.

629
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,759
I mean, it probably was back in the day though.

630
00:28:58,759 --> 00:28:59,240
Who knows?

631
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,240
That is a 16.

632
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,200
Is that going to hit the witch?

633
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:07,660
No.

634
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:08,160
Damn.

635
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,160
No, it will not.

636
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,920
Oh shit, you know our level ones, right?

637
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,960
You throw this javelin,

638
00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:18,519
you ran towards the door.

639
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,600
Me? Yes, I did.

640
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,519
From around the side, you catch out of the corner of your eye,

641
00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:28,200
Esau coming around with a shovel.

642
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,000
Fucking Esau with a shovel.

643
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,600
And that's going to be an 18.

644
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,120
He swings at you with this shovel.

645
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,640
Yeah, he hits me with his shovel.

646
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:43,559
That's going to be two bludgeoning damage to the side of your shoulder.

647
00:29:44,759 --> 00:29:48,120
Oh, guys, I'm bloodied.

648
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,000
It's your turn.

649
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:58,920
Uh, I turn on him and with daggers in both hands go to stab, stab, stab him.

650
00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:02,279
I don't even like, there's no waiting.

651
00:30:02,279 --> 00:30:02,600
Do it.

652
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,400
Only stabbing.

653
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,960
If I have a dagger in each hand, do I roll for each dagger?

654
00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:11,799
Do you have two-armed attack?

655
00:30:11,799 --> 00:30:12,039
No.

656
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,879
So, no, you roll once and stab him with one.

657
00:30:15,879 --> 00:30:20,839
No, I want to slash him with my rapier instead.

658
00:30:20,839 --> 00:30:21,159
Okay.

659
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,960
Ah, 15.

660
00:30:24,599 --> 00:30:25,319
That will hit.

661
00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:27,720
Yeah, well, fuck you, Esau.

662
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,559
Then seven slashing damage, you bitch.

663
00:30:31,559 --> 00:30:34,680
You slice into his side and blood begins to pour,

664
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:39,399
but it's kind of like a purplish gray color as it oozes down his side.

665
00:30:39,399 --> 00:30:40,680
Oh, god, purple gray.

666
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,799
Like the mushrooms?

667
00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:43,399
Like the mushrooms.

668
00:30:43,399 --> 00:30:44,759
God damn it, Russell.

669
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,599
I didn't do anything.

670
00:30:46,599 --> 00:30:47,720
Take this game.

671
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,799
I immediately try to make myself vomit.

672
00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:54,599
Make a constitution saving throw.

673
00:30:54,599 --> 00:30:54,919
Fine.

674
00:30:56,359 --> 00:30:59,559
Well, that is a 16.

675
00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:00,519
So you don't vomit.

676
00:31:00,519 --> 00:31:01,240
Ah, fuck.

677
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,240
No, it seems like you would overpower your own constitution.

678
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,399
She's trying to want to vomit.

679
00:31:05,399 --> 00:31:06,119
I'm just kidding.

680
00:31:06,759 --> 00:31:07,960
You can vomit if you want to.

681
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,599
Yeah, we can vomit if we want to.

682
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,040
Can you vomit all over him?

683
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,960
I wouldn't leave that mushroom behind.

684
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,120
Yeah, I want to try it.

685
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,000
I want to throw up on him, at least on his shoes.

686
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,760
You're right in front of him.

687
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,200
I can say, yeah, you slice at him with your rapier

688
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,120
and then just put your other hand finger down your throat

689
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,720
and just spew vomit all over him.

690
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,880
I hope this becomes Sully's signature move.

691
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:45,400
Sully, why do you get like 17,000 million calories a day?

692
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:50,040
Well, because some of that comes back up later.

693
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:55,400
The witch swoops down on her broom towards you, glim.

694
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:03,800
And strikes you with the tip of the broom for a 19.

695
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,840
Damn it.

696
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,280
That would hurt.

697
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,760
I've been jabbed with a broom before.

698
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,000
That's going to be three bludgeoning damage

699
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,920
and make a strength saving throw.

700
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,240
16.

701
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,040
You stay on your feet but are knocked about five feet

702
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,840
back towards the house as she swoops past you,

703
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,040
cackling maniacally through the air.

704
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,600
Moot, you are up.

705
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,000
OK, do I know anything about which?

706
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,400
No, I wouldn't think I would.

707
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,760
You're flipping through your notepad.

708
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,040
When did they tell that story?

709
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,160
I've had it indexed properly, but no, nothing under witches.

710
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,240
I'm going to look at this witch

711
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,920
and I'm going to try out a little something

712
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,640
that Gabriel taught me right before we parted ways.

713
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,840
A little ditty I like to call magic missile.

714
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,080
OK, flashback scene then.

715
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,240
You guys are sitting around probably

716
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,840
after one of your training sessions.

717
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,480
We're out in the field by the river there

718
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:12,520
that we were in before.

719
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,840
And Gabriel set up like a row of antique cans

720
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,640
along like a couple of stumps.

721
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,720
All right, so you like to ruin drinks.

722
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,600
I get it.

723
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,800
I found your focus.

724
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,320
These pretend they're full.

725
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,480
OK, yeah, yeah.

726
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,600
Yeah, you see?

727
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,400
So now what you're going to do

728
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,120
is you're going to knock them over with force.

729
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:44,920
Now, I can hit all of these cans?

730
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,520
All at once.

731
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,000
Huh, you're sure about this.

732
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,240
I can I can hit all three at once.

733
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,120
I mean, I'm hoping.

734
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,320
For your sake, I mean, my previous stuff,

735
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,800
it's all been kind of like one at a time,

736
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,760
but this is going to this is going to do multiples.

737
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,600
Yeah, you have to, you know, think about it like.

738
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,519
You know, when you really got a fart.

739
00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:17,640
OK, how you just there's a lot of people around.

740
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,000
OK, and you're like, I shouldn't fart,

741
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,480
but it's going to feel real good after you do it.

742
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:27,159
OK, so maybe you push a little too hard.

743
00:34:28,119 --> 00:34:32,760
OK, what is this analogy?

744
00:34:34,119 --> 00:34:35,639
I want to rewind the video,

745
00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,960
the exact moment you say that probably be like.

746
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,440
Just like, yeah, yeah, what?

747
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,280
And then things come out.

748
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,400
OK, where's he shooting these missiles?

749
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,960
I. It's a feeling more than anything.

750
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,880
OK, it's not like an actual practical

751
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,480
shooting things out of your behind.

752
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,840
You have me really worried there.

753
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,519
The emotion and the feeling.

754
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,719
Maybe they'll come out your butt.

755
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,760
I don't know, but we're going to wait and find out.

756
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,760
Why did anyone tell him what being a wizard was like?

757
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,559
It's a sorcerer.

758
00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:14,119
It's a sorcerer.

759
00:35:15,639 --> 00:35:17,400
Doesn't come out of their butt when they're a wizard.

760
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,840
So he just kind of takes a step back.

761
00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:23,800
So you use that as you will.

762
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,760
Oh, OK, it's really like scared about this now.

763
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,880
But yeah, so he kind of.

764
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,280
Takes a look at all three targets

765
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,880
and in his mind, they all kind of just combine into like one.

766
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:46,200
And he like puts his hand up and three bolts

767
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,600
and escape from his hand and they strike all three targets all at once.

768
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:55,960
As this scene dissolves.

769
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,960
Those same three bolts fly out of your hand,

770
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,559
I assume, not your butt.

771
00:36:03,559 --> 00:36:07,240
Definitely my hand and up and towards this witch

772
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,200
and strike her in the back as she swooped away.

773
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,320
Roll some damage.

774
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,960
That was a weird way to say that.

775
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,240
I really was.

776
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,360
Roll some damage.

777
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,480
This is pretty good, though.

778
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,679
Four, four and three.

779
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,599
So that is eleven force damage.

780
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,880
They strike into her back.

781
00:36:26,599 --> 00:36:29,559
Glim and Sully, you're kind of facing away.

782
00:36:29,559 --> 00:36:34,119
You hear you hear like whistling eruptions come.

783
00:36:35,079 --> 00:36:40,599
Hillip and Glim, you see these three magical bolts of energy

784
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:43,880
hit the back of the witch, which propels her forward.

785
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,199
And she turns and she looks at you.

786
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:50,280
And it's no longer a laugh, more of a scream

787
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:55,640
as she howls and turns and makes her way back around for another attack.

788
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:02,600
Hillip's turn and he goes to help Sully

789
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:10,280
and swings at Esau with his dagger and strikes him.

790
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:10,920
Yeah, he does.

791
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:11,400
For sixteen.

792
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,600
Come help me out, buddy.

793
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:15,719
And that's going to be five piercing damage.

794
00:37:16,519 --> 00:37:20,679
He stabs right in the wound again and Esau drops to his knee.

795
00:37:20,679 --> 00:37:22,759
And he says, that's ucky goop.

796
00:37:22,759 --> 00:37:24,759
Why does his blood look so different?

797
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:26,759
I don't know why.

798
00:37:26,759 --> 00:37:28,519
This is so nonchAlydint for me.

799
00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:30,920
I should not be this easy with killing people.

800
00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:35,559
But he seems freaky and weird.

801
00:37:35,559 --> 00:37:38,519
So I don't think he's human, really.

802
00:37:38,519 --> 00:37:40,759
But his blood's the same color as those mushrooms.

803
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:44,120
Oh, that could be problematic in the later story.

804
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,360
As he's saying this, he looks in.

805
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,040
He said, hey, he kind of you see him looking through the door.

806
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,040
He says, hey, there's an orb in there.

807
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:00,520
Well, yeah, I was headed into the house to see if there was anything I could fuck up.

808
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:00,920
Sweet.

809
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,040
Well, maybe once this guy is.

810
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,920
You see Esau drop to his knees and look up at you.

811
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:14,119
And the light kind of leaves his eyes as they suck back into his head.

812
00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:23,559
And he turns to dissolving into mud and sand and disperses into the ground below you.

813
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,880
Welcome back to the middle.

814
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,360
Oh, that was nice.

815
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,680
Oh, wow, that took a turn.

816
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:44,680
Wow.

817
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,200
I just felt needed a little grit.

818
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,800
And he put some stink on it.

819
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,760
Yeah, I did.

820
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,119
I really did.

821
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,920
Well, where do you go from there?

822
00:38:53,559 --> 00:38:55,400
I don't really feel that you can go anywhere.

823
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,800
We tell people, no, no, no.

824
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,240
We tell people that we have new Patreon tiers that you can go check out.

825
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,639
That's what we tell people.

826
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,680
Over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

827
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,200
We've been working on this for a little while.

828
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:13,320
Kind of talking to our existing patrons, talking to some other industry insiders.

829
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,120
You know how it is.

830
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,960
The industry insiders.

831
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,280
That's right.

832
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,080
We're so hooked up.

833
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,400
But no, we've been kind of working on this, trying to figure out

834
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:27,800
what we can do to give our patrons, the people who give us money to keep doing this

835
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:33,720
and doing it better and better every single time and give them something fun and exciting

836
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,520
and that we're excited about and that they're excited about.

837
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,720
And I think we've done it.

838
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,480
But George, I think we've done it.

839
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,440
Craft a code.

840
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,880
In that long roundabout way.

841
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,280
So you can go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

842
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,360
And I'd love you to go at least just take a look at it.

843
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,760
See what we've got going on over there.

844
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,960
So some of the new things that we're, one of the existing things that we're adding,

845
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,040
but we've changed the kind of the way that it's released

846
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:59,160
is the Adventures of Bonus episodes, which are DM'd by lovely Tom Laird.

847
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,120
Hey, that's me.

848
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:00,600
That's you.

849
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:02,760
They are now released monthly.

850
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:08,120
So every month, whereas before we do like a six to 10 episode season.

851
00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:10,839
Take a break for something else and then come back to it.

852
00:40:10,839 --> 00:40:14,759
You're going to get one of those, those, those sweet, sweet nuggets every month.

853
00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:20,599
I have a super fun idea in my head for the next few episodes.

854
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:24,199
I am not sure how I'm going to translate that to in game,

855
00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:25,400
but we're going to see if it works.

856
00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:27,000
You know what?

857
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,440
That first episode comes out in two weeks.

858
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,440
So we will find out altogether if it worked out.

859
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:41,400
Also, we are launching a new show in January, 2020 called Facing Fate.

860
00:40:42,119 --> 00:40:42,920
That's right.

861
00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:45,159
What is Facing Fate?

862
00:40:45,159 --> 00:40:54,119
It is collaborative storytelling and it is frightening to play and even listen to.

863
00:40:55,639 --> 00:40:56,200
I like this.

864
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,559
This is like Russ quizzes us about the things that we do

865
00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:01,720
and then asks us like, what are you doing?

866
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,320
And we're like, well, I don't know.

867
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,920
How would you describe this to people?

868
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,039
Show your work.

869
00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:09,160
So what Facing Fate is in the little blurb right up?

870
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:15,320
It's an anthology based actual play podcast where we release two seasons a year.

871
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,440
The first season, which comes out January, 2020,

872
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:26,120
and is available September 16th exclusively to patrons is a sci-fi based thriller.

873
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,519
Now, if you're a patron of ours from before, you've heard the first six episodes,

874
00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:36,119
but Russ has remastered them and added a little more pizzazz to them.

875
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,519
And plus, there's more episodes on top of those original sets.

876
00:41:38,519 --> 00:41:38,840
That's right.

877
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,519
We've extended it to be a full 10 episode season.

878
00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:44,280
So patrons have access to that right now.

879
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,639
Now we've ramped enough, I think.

880
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:46,920
Let's ramp up to that big one.

881
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,800
What do we got?

882
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:55,079
What's bigger than playing with your favorite Dumbgeons and Dragons podcasters?

883
00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:55,400
Nothing.

884
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,199
The answer is nothing.

885
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,360
We're really good at selling ourselves here.

886
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,440
We don't know how rhetorical questions work.

887
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,160
Big part of the feedback that we got from existing patrons is that

888
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,960
a lot of people wanted the chance or the ability to be able to

889
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,960
hang out with us or play games with us.

890
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,360
And this is the way that we've kind of worked it,

891
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,160
that we can make it something that is possible.

892
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,480
And we want to play games with you is what we're saying.

893
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:24,920
We love playing games.

894
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,840
I don't know if you guys know this about us.

895
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,599
So all those new things are over on Patreon.

896
00:42:28,599 --> 00:42:30,760
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

897
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,240
Ahead in the feed, we've released a bit of a longer episode

898
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,000
kind of breaking down each of the tiers,

899
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,119
what some of those things mean.

900
00:42:36,119 --> 00:42:36,920
So go listen to that.

901
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,000
If you skipped over it, totally understand it.

902
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,639
Or if you just don't want to read it from the Patreon page.

903
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:42,599
Yeah.

904
00:42:42,599 --> 00:42:45,240
If you don't want to do that, we will explain it to you over there.

905
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,039
Thanks, everybody.

906
00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:49,240
Hopefully you enjoy this next part of the episode where

907
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:50,840
Stuff happens.

908
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,320
Stuff is happening.

909
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,680
Stuff happens.

910
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,200
We're in the middle of the forest still.

911
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,880
So, you know, it's all good.

912
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:00,760
Glim, it's your turn.

913
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,440
Well, I think I because I don't have any other ranged attacks.

914
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,240
So I would have come around to also try and fight Esau

915
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,800
because I was delighted there was going to be a person on the ground

916
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,800
I could fight since I threw my javelin.

917
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,640
And that's all I can do and the witch is in the air.

918
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:23,080
So I don't know if I heard any of that explanation,

919
00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:26,599
not explanation, but make a perception check.

920
00:43:26,599 --> 00:43:27,880
The orb, orbness.

921
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:33,719
Well, I don't perceive sweet FA because that's a five.

922
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,480
So I come around the corner and say, Hey guys, what's going on?

923
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,400
There's an orb in there.

924
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,199
Did you not hear me?

925
00:43:42,199 --> 00:43:43,400
You were like five feet away.

926
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,279
Oh, I was so disturbed by Esau just like

927
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,480
Yeah, he's just like

928
00:43:50,199 --> 00:43:51,400
Blah, blah, blah.

929
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,559
Yes, that's a perfect way to describe it.

930
00:43:54,119 --> 00:43:55,480
Yeah, you saw it too.

931
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,039
Phillip, can you remind me?

932
00:43:58,039 --> 00:43:59,559
I know there was an orb in the story.

933
00:43:59,559 --> 00:44:02,360
Do we destroy the orb to save the people?

934
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,559
Do we take the orb?

935
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,840
This is a long winded conversation for having right now

936
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,760
when the witch is going to swing back

937
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,599
and get your magic blasty blasty friend.

938
00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:13,079
You're right.

939
00:44:13,079 --> 00:44:16,039
I run in and grab the orb or I try and go in and take the orb.

940
00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:19,000
As you run in, he's yelling behind you.

941
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:25,400
He's like the orb supposedly powered the windmill and kept the evil away.

942
00:44:26,039 --> 00:44:27,400
I actually remembered that.

943
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,159
I could have given that information.

944
00:44:29,159 --> 00:44:30,199
Oh, do you want to?

945
00:44:30,199 --> 00:44:30,840
Nah, it's fine.

946
00:44:31,639 --> 00:44:33,880
But I just want to say for the record,

947
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,000
I remembered that's what the orb was for.

948
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,800
I couldn't remember.

949
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,280
I just remembered that the orb was part of it.

950
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,480
I didn't remember if it was good or bad.

951
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,639
Yeah, the light, the windmill and the light.

952
00:44:42,519 --> 00:44:45,800
We'll say you make it to the orb and you're able to pick it up.

953
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,720
It is a glowing rainbow Illuminescence.

954
00:44:50,519 --> 00:44:53,480
Iridescence, I guess, is probably a better term

955
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,080
because Illuminescence isn't a word.

956
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,240
But it's a really pretty word you just made up.

957
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:57,960
It is, right?

958
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:58,600
Yeah.

959
00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,400
Celia, it's your turn.

960
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,120
Where's the witch at this point?

961
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,760
She's swooping back around

962
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,120
and is looking like she's aiming towards Moot.

963
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,519
I will take out my short bow

964
00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:15,239
because Glim totally ran in there

965
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,759
and did the thing that I was going to do.

966
00:45:17,559 --> 00:45:18,280
Thanks, Glim.

967
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,079
And I shoot my short bow at her.

968
00:45:23,079 --> 00:45:23,579
Do it.

969
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:25,639
Fucking twos.

970
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,000
It goes wide and off into the trees.

971
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
And let that be a warning to you.

972
00:45:31,559 --> 00:45:33,719
Glim, sorry, I could have said

973
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:38,119
that you see along the walls many shelves

974
00:45:38,199 --> 00:45:42,759
and you see a large number of various potions and herbs.

975
00:45:42,759 --> 00:45:44,920
What you can presume to be potions and herbs

976
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,359
kind of scattered, not scattered,

977
00:45:46,359 --> 00:45:48,519
but organized throughout this hut.

978
00:45:48,519 --> 00:45:51,319
And it is the witch's turn.

979
00:45:51,319 --> 00:45:53,400
And she is going to swoop down.

980
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:53,960
And kill me.

981
00:45:55,639 --> 00:45:57,400
Towards Moot.

982
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,159
You went fucking far left.

983
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:02,920
She didn't even know you tried to shoot at her.

984
00:46:05,079 --> 00:46:07,159
That's going to be a 21 to hit you

985
00:46:07,159 --> 00:46:09,079
as she swoops down.

986
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:09,639
Good sir.

987
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,799
And three bludgeoning damage

988
00:46:13,799 --> 00:46:15,799
and a strength saving throw, please.

989
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,319
Okie dokie.

990
00:46:17,319 --> 00:46:18,039
Just straight up?

991
00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:20,039
Yes, sir.

992
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:22,599
Oh, 19.

993
00:46:23,399 --> 00:46:24,359
You remain on your feet

994
00:46:24,359 --> 00:46:27,079
but are knocked back five feet towards the hut as well.

995
00:46:27,079 --> 00:46:27,579
Okay.

996
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,279
And she swoops down

997
00:46:30,279 --> 00:46:33,639
and is making her ascent back up.

998
00:46:33,639 --> 00:46:34,139
It's your turn.

999
00:46:38,119 --> 00:46:39,639
You hear commotion behind you

1000
00:46:39,639 --> 00:46:43,239
as your friends are running into and around the hut.

1001
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:50,279
Okay, I'm going to throw a ray of frost her way.

1002
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,119
What's the range on that?

1003
00:46:54,119 --> 00:46:55,559
The range is 60 feet.

1004
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,079
Okay, yep.

1005
00:46:57,799 --> 00:46:58,299
Okay.

1006
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,519
That is an 18.

1007
00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:06,759
That will hit.

1008
00:47:07,319 --> 00:47:07,960
Yeah, will!

1009
00:47:09,639 --> 00:47:13,639
Alright, so you're going to take five cold damage

1010
00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:16,440
and your speed is reduced by 10

1011
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,000
until the start of, I guess, my next turn?

1012
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,079
Yes, my next turn.

1013
00:47:23,079 --> 00:47:23,960
It's usually how it works, yeah.

1014
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:25,960
That is relevant.

1015
00:47:27,799 --> 00:47:31,960
Okay, she lets out another scream as your ray hits her

1016
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:38,920
and you can visibly see that her speed through the air is slowing down.

1017
00:47:40,039 --> 00:47:41,880
Do you want to do anything else on your turn?

1018
00:47:43,639 --> 00:47:45,320
Move, speak, do anything.

1019
00:47:46,039 --> 00:47:50,280
I guess take a peek at what's happening with that orb and say,

1020
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,480
ooh, what do we do with that?

1021
00:47:52,679 --> 00:47:56,360
Well, it says it's supposed to be powers of windmill from the story.

1022
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,599
We should probably get it back to the windmill.

1023
00:47:58,599 --> 00:47:59,800
Maybe that'll kill the witch.

1024
00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:04,200
Kills a witch, kills a witch.

1025
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,720
Look at all this cool stuff in here.

1026
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,800
Maybe we come back afterwards and just see.

1027
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,400
We have so many things to collect after.

1028
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,120
My god, yes.

1029
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:10,920
It's Hillop's turn.

1030
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,160
He's like, so are we running with the thing?

1031
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,160
I'm definitely going to run with the thing.

1032
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,240
Like, we need to get it back to the windmill, right?

1033
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:21,320
And I don't even have any kind of weapons I can use on a flying enemy, so.

1034
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:28,360
We'll cover you.

1035
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,200
We got your back.

1036
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:30,519
All right.

1037
00:48:30,519 --> 00:48:32,120
Everybody begins running.

1038
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:38,039
You are dashing, I presume, because you are running with the orb to get it back.

1039
00:48:38,039 --> 00:48:38,680
Sure.

1040
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,680
I'm way at the fucking back of this.

1041
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,640
Oh, because your speed's less.

1042
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,039
It's only 25.

1043
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,760
I'm so small.

1044
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:55,240
Okay, so you make it out and there is a pathway on the other side of the hut that you begin

1045
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,360
to make your way down towards.

1046
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,400
It's the only pathway unless you cut through the woods somewhere.

1047
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,160
I mean, I don't know.

1048
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,760
Didn't oh, no, because we don't know.

1049
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,680
We've never been at this hut before.

1050
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,640
I was going to say, didn't we?

1051
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,440
We cut through the woods.

1052
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,000
It was fine.

1053
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,760
But I don't know.

1054
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:17,720
Witch made a man out of the other quicksand.

1055
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:21,640
So I feel like I'll stick with the path, even though it'll take longer.

1056
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:23,960
Sully.

1057
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:31,960
The witch has you can see that she's kind of slowed, but is making her way back towards

1058
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,960
more aiming now towards Glim, who has the orb.

1059
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,360
How many feet is she for me?

1060
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,360
My short bow goes to 320 feet.

1061
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:40,920
Will it fit?

1062
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,480
Will it fit?

1063
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,160
Will it hit?

1064
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:43,720
It will fit.

1065
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,000
If it fits, it hits.

1066
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,400
I'm going to I'm going to shoot her with an arrow.

1067
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:52,840
Twenty six.

1068
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,340
Damn.

1069
00:49:54,679 --> 00:49:59,639
Yeah, you strike the witch right in the shoulder and she can knock her off course

1070
00:49:59,639 --> 00:50:00,199
a little bit.

1071
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:01,559
Roll damage.

1072
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,800
Sully's good with that bow.

1073
00:50:04,519 --> 00:50:05,800
It's a six.

1074
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,239
So it's an eleven.

1075
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,280
An enormous scream and a blast of wind comes forth.

1076
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,360
Everybody make a dexterity saving throw.

1077
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:18,840
Oh, good.

1078
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:19,960
One of my strong suits.

1079
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:20,519
Yeah, right.

1080
00:50:20,519 --> 00:50:21,000
Me too.

1081
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:22,760
Oh, fourteen.

1082
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:23,320
That's not bad.

1083
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,760
Twenty.

1084
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,560
Not now.

1085
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,120
Thirteen.

1086
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,760
Hylip is knocked to the ground.

1087
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,760
Actually, Hylip's still in the hut, so that doesn't matter.

1088
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,440
Oh, Hylip didn't come running with us?

1089
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,760
Well, I mean, we're not you can't run at the same time.

1090
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,600
Like we're going in initiative order here.

1091
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,040
So those two would have started.

1092
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,680
You would have used your movement to get out.

1093
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:44,839
And then your action to shoot.

1094
00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:46,119
Glim.

1095
00:50:46,759 --> 00:50:48,359
Sorry, what did you get for Glim?

1096
00:50:49,399 --> 00:50:49,879
Thirteen.

1097
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:50,919
Thirteen.

1098
00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:54,199
You are knocked prone.

1099
00:50:57,159 --> 00:51:01,319
And then it is the witch's turn and she's going to fly.

1100
00:51:01,319 --> 00:51:02,199
God, I killed her.

1101
00:51:02,199 --> 00:51:03,239
I got so excited.

1102
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:03,719
Oh, no.

1103
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,359
Oh, honey, no.

1104
00:51:06,359 --> 00:51:07,000
Honey, no.

1105
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:12,440
She swings down at you for a twelve.

1106
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:13,640
At me?

1107
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,240
That will not hit.

1108
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:22,520
She glides right over top of you and like it's a cat frustrated cackle

1109
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:27,080
that she lets out as she glides over top of you and back up into the air.

1110
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:27,580
Moot.

1111
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,200
Yeah, OK.

1112
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,960
So sorry, you did not get knocked prone because you're still in the hut.

1113
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:34,460
Sure.

1114
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,920
I guess I make my way out of the hut.

1115
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:38,140
OK.

1116
00:51:38,299 --> 00:51:44,059
Um, yeah, how far away is the witch from me at this point?

1117
00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,539
She's up and in front of Glim.

1118
00:51:46,539 --> 00:51:55,099
So probably 60, 75 feet in front of you from where because Glim dashed.

1119
00:51:55,099 --> 00:51:56,619
So she's way the fuck out.

1120
00:51:56,619 --> 00:52:03,099
OK, I'm going to cast Chill Touch, which has a range of 120 feet.

1121
00:52:04,059 --> 00:52:08,059
I create a skeletal hand in the space of a creature within range.

1122
00:52:08,379 --> 00:52:10,859
And I make a range spell attack against said creature.

1123
00:52:12,139 --> 00:52:12,639
Cool.

1124
00:52:13,099 --> 00:52:13,599
Right.

1125
00:52:16,059 --> 00:52:18,299
That is a 14.

1126
00:52:20,059 --> 00:52:24,139
The hand appears and misses her.

1127
00:52:25,259 --> 00:52:31,099
It's kind of glances or just glances along the back of her flowing robes.

1128
00:52:31,099 --> 00:52:37,019
You see them kind of freeze and shrivel, but then go back to their normal state and you miss.

1129
00:52:38,299 --> 00:52:41,179
So use your full movement to pursue all your friends.

1130
00:52:41,179 --> 00:52:41,679
Yep.

1131
00:52:41,679 --> 00:52:43,019
Hylip does the same.

1132
00:52:43,019 --> 00:52:50,779
He uses his dash to come run towards Glim and aids you and helps you up so you don't

1133
00:52:50,779 --> 00:52:53,980
have to use your movement to stand next time.

1134
00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:54,859
That's neighborly.

1135
00:52:56,619 --> 00:52:58,940
Says you got to run fast as it gets to the thing.

1136
00:52:59,659 --> 00:53:00,539
It's a windmill.

1137
00:53:00,539 --> 00:53:01,659
I forgot where we were.

1138
00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:05,339
It's back to you, Glim.

1139
00:53:05,339 --> 00:53:07,500
OK, I'm going to keep on running.

1140
00:53:09,099 --> 00:53:10,299
You do so.

1141
00:53:10,299 --> 00:53:12,379
You round two bins.

1142
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:20,619
There's no turnoffs and you make it back to the area that looks very familiar,

1143
00:53:21,739 --> 00:53:24,139
but the ground has kind of settled.

1144
00:53:24,139 --> 00:53:25,259
Make a perception check.

1145
00:53:26,779 --> 00:53:29,019
Oh, I actually made a pretty good roll.

1146
00:53:30,539 --> 00:53:31,039
19.

1147
00:53:32,859 --> 00:53:36,460
This is the quicksand area where you found Esau originally.

1148
00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:44,139
So you kind of stop short of this quicksand area that had seemingly caught him previously.

1149
00:53:45,659 --> 00:53:46,380
Great.

1150
00:53:46,380 --> 00:53:47,740
And that is your full movement.

1151
00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:50,720
Sully?

1152
00:53:51,659 --> 00:53:52,860
Do I still see the witch in the air?

1153
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,059
From yes.

1154
00:53:56,059 --> 00:53:56,539
Yes?

1155
00:53:56,539 --> 00:53:58,619
OK, I want to hit her again.

1156
00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:02,860
Pull another arrow out of my quiver.

1157
00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:05,980
Draw the end do the thing.

1158
00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:08,539
It's a 20.

1159
00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:11,260
Damn, damn.

1160
00:54:12,619 --> 00:54:13,980
Roll me some damage.

1161
00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:15,980
Yeah, some damn, damn damage.

1162
00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:18,059
I only get to add my bonus once, right?

1163
00:54:18,059 --> 00:54:19,260
Yes, roll twice.

1164
00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:19,760
Oh, fuck.

1165
00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:25,179
OK, so that's 11.

1166
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:31,420
Your arrow flies and impales in her back and you see her dip below the tree line,

1167
00:54:32,699 --> 00:54:35,179
letting out another hideous scream.

1168
00:54:35,180 --> 00:54:36,380
Dad, why won't you die?

1169
00:54:38,380 --> 00:54:39,020
Nobody knows.

1170
00:54:40,780 --> 00:54:42,860
And as you do that, do you use any of your movement?

1171
00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:47,340
Yeah, I continue to run forward after Glim.

1172
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:50,060
So you've run a total of 50 feet.

1173
00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:52,700
She has run 120 feet around many corners.

1174
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:57,740
So you've lost sight of her, but you were running in the direction that she had left.

1175
00:54:57,740 --> 00:55:00,620
You look above the tree line and the witch turns

1176
00:55:00,619 --> 00:55:06,219
around and seems to be trying to figure out where everybody is.

1177
00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:11,259
She kind of hovers above the tree, doesn't look like she's moving anywhere.

1178
00:55:11,819 --> 00:55:12,319
Moot.

1179
00:55:14,299 --> 00:55:17,099
OK, I'm ways back, I would assume, at this point.

1180
00:55:17,739 --> 00:55:18,219
Yes, sir.

1181
00:55:19,659 --> 00:55:23,739
Well, you would have moved 30 feet, so you're a little bit behind, Sully.

1182
00:55:23,739 --> 00:55:24,239
OK.

1183
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:27,339
Yeah, I guess I'll try Chill Touch again.

1184
00:55:27,339 --> 00:55:30,139
It's probably the best one I have for range and stuff.

1185
00:55:30,139 --> 00:55:30,639
So.

1186
00:55:32,539 --> 00:55:34,299
All right, big money.

1187
00:55:35,339 --> 00:55:36,379
That's a 15.

1188
00:55:36,379 --> 00:55:37,819
It's one better than last time.

1189
00:55:39,819 --> 00:55:40,619
It still misses.

1190
00:55:40,619 --> 00:55:41,119
OK.

1191
00:55:41,819 --> 00:55:42,319
Yep.

1192
00:55:43,099 --> 00:55:43,739
Move.

1193
00:55:43,739 --> 00:55:44,299
Yes.

1194
00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:44,799
Yep.

1195
00:55:45,179 --> 00:55:47,739
So you run forward past Sully by 10 feet.

1196
00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:51,179
Sully's just running.

1197
00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:57,980
Uh, Hillop is in pursuit of Glim as well, and he sees you stop.

1198
00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:01,740
He's running kind of right behind you as you're going, sees you stop,

1199
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:04,220
almost runs into you and says, why did we stop?

1200
00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:07,260
It's the quicksand spot.

1201
00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:07,760
We got to.

1202
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:10,060
Oh, yeah, look at that.

1203
00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:11,740
Very good eyes.

1204
00:56:11,740 --> 00:56:15,660
I was paying attention more to, I don't even know.

1205
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:16,940
I was just following you.

1206
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:17,900
Good thing you stopped.

1207
00:56:19,660 --> 00:56:21,020
And it is back to your turn.

1208
00:56:21,019 --> 00:56:22,300
You continue to run.

1209
00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:24,940
Yeah, but, you know, skirting the edges of the quicksand.

1210
00:56:25,579 --> 00:56:25,980
Yep.

1211
00:56:25,980 --> 00:56:27,420
You skirt the edge of the quicksand.

1212
00:56:27,420 --> 00:56:29,659
Now, when you had previously come to the quicksand,

1213
00:56:29,659 --> 00:56:32,780
you had cut through the trees from the windmill

1214
00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:35,259
because you had heard yelling through the trees.

1215
00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:36,300
I will do that again.

1216
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:37,340
It was safe last time.

1217
00:56:38,139 --> 00:56:38,619
Yep.

1218
00:56:38,619 --> 00:56:42,059
You do so and you end up in front of the windmill.

1219
00:56:42,059 --> 00:56:44,300
We'll say that it's out of order,

1220
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:47,420
but we'll say that Hillop is right behind you following in tow.

1221
00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:47,920
Sully.

1222
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:48,420
Sully.

1223
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,280
Is the witch still just hovering above?

1224
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:54,400
Yes, for the moment.

1225
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,200
I'm going to.

1226
00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:58,720
You know.

1227
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,000
Sully's going to shoot a shot.

1228
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,720
17.

1229
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,440
That will hit.

1230
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,000
At least somebody's hitting.

1231
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,760
See, you just keep moving up one.

1232
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:08,260
Eventually.

1233
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,800
I kept rolling it on my crotch.

1234
00:57:11,519 --> 00:57:12,019
Seven.

1235
00:57:14,159 --> 00:57:16,880
It goes and it cuts in front of her

1236
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,119
and you see a big tear in her robe

1237
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:26,000
and she you see like blood spew out into the air above you

1238
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,240
and she turns and her eyes glow

1239
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,720
and she turns to aim towards you.

1240
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,280
I've ran 25 feet.

1241
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,840
Then you're running towards her 25 feet

1242
00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:40,800
and she swoops down towards you.

1243
00:57:43,119 --> 00:57:44,240
That's only going to be an 11.

1244
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:45,680
That won't hit me.

1245
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:47,519
Fair enough.

1246
00:57:47,519 --> 00:57:51,039
Then she goes above you as you duck and dodge.

1247
00:57:51,039 --> 00:57:54,240
You have to duck or did she maybe just think I was taller than I really am?

1248
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,640
You dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.

1249
00:57:58,559 --> 00:57:59,840
I dodged twice.

1250
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:00,160
That's right.

1251
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,519
So we're back to back to Glim and Hillop.

1252
00:58:03,519 --> 00:58:05,360
So you're about 30 feet from the door.

1253
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:06,240
Great.

1254
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,400
Well, I'm going to try and make it that last 30 feet.

1255
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:10,960
That's my movement.

1256
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:15,440
You make it to the door and it is locked.

1257
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:15,940
Right.

1258
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:22,079
Okay, I want to try and kick it.

1259
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,200
Cool.

1260
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:26,880
Because, you know, what else am I going to do?

1261
00:58:27,519 --> 00:58:28,079
Strength.

1262
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,519
Okay, so.

1263
00:58:31,519 --> 00:58:32,320
Roll that strength.

1264
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:36,160
We'll say with advantage because I would assume Hillop would try and help you.

1265
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:42,079
So I will do an unarmed strike because that's one of my things I can do.

1266
00:58:42,079 --> 00:58:44,160
Yeah, sure.

1267
00:58:44,159 --> 00:58:47,440
Okay, that is a 14.

1268
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:48,559
It's not great.

1269
00:58:48,559 --> 00:58:49,440
No, a 15.

1270
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,079
Okay, you hit the door.

1271
00:58:52,079 --> 00:58:56,000
15 on door and then oh, the other one was lower.

1272
00:58:57,039 --> 00:58:58,480
Does anything happen?

1273
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,440
And I do some damage.

1274
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,000
Roll me damage.

1275
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:00,399
Okay.

1276
00:59:00,399 --> 00:59:01,440
Roll me damage.

1277
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:02,719
Oh, damage is five.

1278
00:59:02,719 --> 00:59:03,440
Defeat the building.

1279
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,159
I'll roll it.

1280
00:59:04,159 --> 00:59:05,359
It just is five.

1281
00:59:05,359 --> 00:59:06,799
Oh, it's just five.

1282
00:59:06,799 --> 00:59:07,299
Cool.

1283
00:59:07,759 --> 00:59:09,039
The wood begins to crack.

1284
00:59:09,679 --> 00:59:13,599
You hear like a sickening thud as it as it cracks,

1285
00:59:13,599 --> 00:59:14,639
but does not open.

1286
00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:15,139
Okay.

1287
00:59:15,839 --> 00:59:16,339
Sully.

1288
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:22,960
I turn around to see her swoop by me and I unleash another arrow.

1289
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,420
Sure.

1290
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,920
Oh, fuck.

1291
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:29,699
Nine.

1292
00:59:33,759 --> 00:59:36,239
I obviously try to do that as I'm running.

1293
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:36,739
Wasn't.

1294
00:59:39,599 --> 00:59:40,159
Yeah, it goes.

1295
00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:43,519
And I run.

1296
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:49,679
You see the witch go up and in and something catches her eye

1297
00:59:49,679 --> 00:59:51,920
and she zips off above the tree line

1298
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,599
in the direction where you presume Glim would have run.

1299
00:59:59,119 --> 01:00:00,960
Come back here, you tacky whore.

1300
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:01,679
Moot.

1301
01:00:01,679 --> 01:00:04,559
You've kind of lost sight of the witch.

1302
01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:09,359
Okay, can I dash Delma moves?

1303
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,680
You sure can.

1304
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,519
So you're going to have been.

1305
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:24,240
Okay, you make it to the edge of the quicksand area.

1306
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,200
Make a perception check.

1307
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,220
18.

1308
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:33,200
You definitely recognize this as that as that area

1309
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,000
and skirt or able to skirt around the edge.

1310
01:00:36,559 --> 01:00:42,079
Um, Hillop says, so you're going to just punchy punchy to the door

1311
01:00:42,079 --> 01:00:45,519
or do we got those cool tools that your other friend had?

1312
01:00:45,519 --> 01:00:46,639
I don't know how to do that.

1313
01:00:46,639 --> 01:00:50,880
I only can I can hit really hard, but I don't have the finesse or the tools.

1314
01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:54,480
I should have picked the little one up.

1315
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,119
Someone come back for me.

1316
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,079
Do we split the party again and I go that way to go get him

1317
01:01:02,079 --> 01:01:03,360
or do I stay here and kick?

1318
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,559
You could do that, but can you kick first and then run in the other direction?

1319
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:09,440
Just a little kicky kicky.

1320
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:14,559
He rolls a seven to kick and he's like, oh, my ankle.

1321
01:01:15,519 --> 01:01:18,720
Oh, I remember you hurt your leg when you fell down with the chest.

1322
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,120
Okay, maybe now you're in pain.

1323
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,480
I don't know how helpful it'll be.

1324
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,079
But yeah, do you mind heading back and.

1325
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,120
I shall go try.

1326
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,000
He hobbles, kind of run hobbles.

1327
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,840
He's like, little friend.

1328
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,559
Little friend, where are you?

1329
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,640
It's your turn, Glenn.

1330
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,840
Okay, I am going to kick again.

1331
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,600
Yep, that is 25.

1332
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:45,680
It's a little bit better.

1333
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,160
I did it.

1334
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,600
I kicked the door, you guys.

1335
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,640
You kicked that door.

1336
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,440
It's still just five damage, so it's just five.

1337
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:56,240
The wood begins to splinter, but you're still unable to.

1338
01:01:56,240 --> 01:02:01,039
It hasn't removed from the hinges and you don't have a way to reach in through the wood.

1339
01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:02,480
That was going to be my question.

1340
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,400
I just like push it, poke it through.

1341
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:05,440
Not yet.

1342
01:02:06,559 --> 01:02:07,360
Yeah, Sully.

1343
01:02:09,119 --> 01:02:10,320
You've lost sight of the witch.

1344
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,800
Yeah, I just I dash.

1345
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:16,000
Okay, you make it kind of right behind where moot is.

1346
01:02:17,119 --> 01:02:17,679
Hey, buddy.

1347
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:19,519
Hey, Sully.

1348
01:02:21,199 --> 01:02:22,400
We're not cut out for this.

1349
01:02:24,239 --> 01:02:25,199
You want to carry me?

1350
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:26,159
No.

1351
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:27,119
Okay.

1352
01:02:29,759 --> 01:02:30,400
That's all I do.

1353
01:02:31,199 --> 01:02:32,719
Okay, make a perception check.

1354
01:02:32,719 --> 01:02:32,960
Yeah.

1355
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,759
All right, stand.

1356
01:02:35,759 --> 01:02:37,840
Oh, I perceive nothing.

1357
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:40,400
Four.

1358
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,880
You don't recognize the area.

1359
01:02:46,159 --> 01:02:46,800
Where are we?

1360
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:50,639
Sully, wait.

1361
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,119
Oh, he's behind you.

1362
01:02:53,119 --> 01:02:54,000
He runs too slow.

1363
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,199
Yeah, no, I was going in front of you.

1364
01:02:55,199 --> 01:02:56,639
Oh, I assumed he would be dashing at this point.

1365
01:02:56,639 --> 01:02:57,360
Yeah, no.

1366
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,599
Well, he is dashing, but he still has...

1367
01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:00,159
He still hasn't caught up.

1368
01:03:00,159 --> 01:03:01,920
He's got 25 feet movement.

1369
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:05,359
Okay, can I give him a little heads up that the quicksand's on the way?

1370
01:03:05,359 --> 01:03:06,000
Absolutely.

1371
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:06,319
All right.

1372
01:03:06,319 --> 01:03:07,679
Sully, the quicksand's up ahead.

1373
01:03:07,679 --> 01:03:08,159
Watch out.

1374
01:03:10,079 --> 01:03:11,039
Thanks, moot.

1375
01:03:11,039 --> 01:03:11,599
Thanks, buddy.

1376
01:03:14,159 --> 01:03:18,960
Glim, you hear the cackle come over the trees and you turn to see the witch

1377
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,759
and she is diving down towards you.

1378
01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:25,519
And that is going to be a 20 not critical to hit you.

1379
01:03:25,519 --> 01:03:26,559
Well, that will hit me.

1380
01:03:26,559 --> 01:03:27,359
They not crit.

1381
01:03:27,359 --> 01:03:27,920
Jesus.

1382
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:34,480
And that's going to be two bludgeoning damage and a strength saving throw.

1383
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,039
Okay.

1384
01:03:35,039 --> 01:03:37,039
Oh, maybe she pushes you into and through the door.

1385
01:03:37,039 --> 01:03:39,519
Oh, I actually rolled a good strength save, you guys.

1386
01:03:39,519 --> 01:03:40,559
It's never...

1387
01:03:40,559 --> 01:03:41,200
It hasn't happened yet.

1388
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,159
Are you really strong?

1389
01:03:42,639 --> 01:03:44,639
I am strong, but I've been rolling like twos.

1390
01:03:44,639 --> 01:03:47,760
I rolled a nat 20, but I have a four, so it's 24, so...

1391
01:03:48,559 --> 01:03:51,119
I feel like she should, like, ricochet off you and take it.

1392
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:51,920
Off my shield.

1393
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:53,920
It's like in...

1394
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:56,480
You grab her broom and she keeps going.

1395
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,719
When Wile E. Coyote hits the wall, but...

1396
01:04:00,159 --> 01:04:04,960
No, so, yeah, she hits you, glances off you, and you stand strong

1397
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:08,639
as she zips up above the windmill.

1398
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:13,360
And you see her and turn and she looks down at you

1399
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:19,840
and there begins to this purple, dark, black glowing energy about her

1400
01:04:21,119 --> 01:04:22,800
as it is Moot's turn.

1401
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:27,840
Uh, how far am I from the, like, the clearing outside the windmill?

1402
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:33,600
Um, the way that you came, another dash would get you to the clearing.

1403
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,280
Okay, but I can't get there on just my normal moves, eh?

1404
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,200
Okay, dash it up.

1405
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
All right, you make it back and through the trees

1406
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,360
which you came and you see Glim standing at the windmill,

1407
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:49,600
a damaged door and this glowing energy

1408
01:04:49,599 --> 01:04:53,279
now surrounding the witch up and to the left of the windmill.

1409
01:04:53,279 --> 01:04:56,559
You see, you pass by Hillop as he's like,

1410
01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:57,920
did you see the little friend?

1411
01:04:58,559 --> 01:04:59,440
He's right back there.

1412
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,920
I will go get him, maybe.

1413
01:05:03,519 --> 01:05:06,239
Save the orb and the friend.

1414
01:05:06,239 --> 01:05:07,440
I'm working on it, Hillop.

1415
01:05:08,799 --> 01:05:11,519
He dashes, but he's lost some of his movement,

1416
01:05:11,519 --> 01:05:16,719
so he makes it out into the quicksand right in front of you, Sully,

1417
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:19,840
and he's like, hey, do you want to hop on my back?

1418
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,960
I'm a little sore, but apparently you run very slowly.

1419
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,960
Uh, how far away is he?

1420
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,840
He's, like, right in front of you.

1421
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,280
Oh, um.

1422
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:36,480
You basically have the same movement mechanics-wise at this point.

1423
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,440
Oh, maybe you could, like, shoot from his back if he dashes.

1424
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:40,640
You could hold on to your action

1425
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,760
and then, like, shoot your bow from his back as you come in.

1426
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,920
Ooh, yes, I want to do that.

1427
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:47,200
That does sound fun.

1428
01:05:48,079 --> 01:05:48,960
Yeah, it does, yeah.

1429
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,240
I get on his shoulders.

1430
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,119
You hop aboard.

1431
01:05:51,119 --> 01:05:52,559
Glim, it is your turn.

1432
01:05:52,559 --> 01:05:54,480
Well, I'm just going to keep kicking that door

1433
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,720
because it's really what I got to do.

1434
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,559
So that is 16 for door.

1435
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,240
That will hit the door.

1436
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,200
Thank God.

1437
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,079
So five damage.

1438
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:14,240
The door busts in, crushing into the room.

1439
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:20,880
There's, like, a vacuum pull sucking all the debris into the room

1440
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,120
and you feel this wind gushing behind you.

1441
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:25,200
Can I go in?

1442
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:31,360
As you step in with the orb, you feel it pulling from your hand.

1443
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,560
Do you do anything in particular?

1444
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,600
Just watch in wonderment at the miracle that I'm witnessing.

1445
01:06:42,239 --> 01:06:42,739
Ha.

1446
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:47,360
It lifts and pulls to the center of the windmill and sucks up

1447
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,719
and you hear the gears begin to churn.

1448
01:06:51,599 --> 01:06:56,639
As the blades begin to churn, dust begins to swirl inside

1449
01:06:56,639 --> 01:06:58,000
as all of this begins to move.

1450
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,960
Outside, you can see kind of the tips of the windmill

1451
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:04,159
from where you and Hilla Barcelli and Moot you see it.

1452
01:07:04,159 --> 01:07:06,480
The windmill begins to churn

1453
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,039
and the energy that's surrounding the witch

1454
01:07:09,679 --> 01:07:13,119
gets sucked up into and churning with the windmill

1455
01:07:13,119 --> 01:07:16,000
and she lets out a hideous scream

1456
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:19,840
as she herself is pulled off of her broom

1457
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,400
and through the blades of the windmill

1458
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,400
and dispersed into the air

1459
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:30,719
as the darkness that has settled over this little village is lifted

1460
01:07:30,719 --> 01:07:34,559
and it is a bright sunny day as the windmill begins churning

1461
01:07:34,719 --> 01:07:39,679
without the power of anything else except the magical orb inside.

1462
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,239
The broom falls to the ground

1463
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,960
and Hilla Barcelli run

1464
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:51,759
and you are now near Moot on the outside of the windmill.

1465
01:07:51,759 --> 01:07:56,159
I've been definitely making like sounds as.

1466
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,679
That is good.

1467
01:07:57,679 --> 01:08:00,159
Yeah, it's like I am a horse and you are the jockey.

1468
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:02,480
That is pretty fun.

1469
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,119
You like to play the games, don't you?

1470
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:06,880
All the games.

1471
01:08:07,599 --> 01:08:11,760
So I run out and like friends and hug my friends

1472
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,320
because everything is like nice now.

1473
01:08:15,519 --> 01:08:16,319
We did it.

1474
01:08:16,319 --> 01:08:16,960
We did.

1475
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:22,159
We did the thing and now you got your thing.

1476
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,560
Does she have a beard still?

1477
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:25,439
I'm curious.

1478
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:26,079
Oh, yeah.

1479
01:08:26,079 --> 01:08:26,560
Yeah.

1480
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:27,840
Yeah, you definitely have a beard.

1481
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:28,560
Oh, yeah.

1482
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:28,960
All right.

1483
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,279
You still have your beard.

1484
01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:33,599
It didn't suck the evil beard away, though.

1485
01:08:33,599 --> 01:08:34,239
That's pretty unfortunate.

1486
01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:35,840
Oh, maybe it's not an evil beard.

1487
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,920
I mean, it looks majestic as fuck.

1488
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:39,599
You could be a beard for good.

1489
01:08:39,599 --> 01:08:40,079
Thank you.

1490
01:08:40,079 --> 01:08:40,559
I'm not.

1491
01:08:40,559 --> 01:08:41,519
It's a beard for good.

1492
01:08:41,519 --> 01:08:42,479
I don't know.

1493
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:43,439
One thing at a time.

1494
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:45,039
Maybe I got to go get my javelin.

1495
01:08:47,199 --> 01:08:48,000
Good thinking.

1496
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,439
Maybe we go get your javelin.

1497
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:53,599
We swing back and get all that sweet, sweet gold that we didn't.

1498
01:08:53,599 --> 01:08:55,279
And there was some cool stuff in that hut.

1499
01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:56,079
We could look in the hut.

1500
01:08:56,079 --> 01:08:57,759
Maybe there were some potions or.

1501
01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:00,399
Russ, can I scoop up the

1502
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:03,279
flying broom as I walk by it?

1503
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,119
Sure you can.

1504
01:09:05,119 --> 01:09:07,439
Yeah, I'm bleeding like all over the place, you guys.

1505
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:11,920
I don't know if you can see this, but I'm literally covered in blood, mud, and my own vomit.

1506
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:14,639
Interesting.

1507
01:09:14,639 --> 01:09:16,319
How hurt are you?

1508
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:17,679
You're the most hurt, aren't you?

1509
01:09:19,119 --> 01:09:26,399
I definitely only have four hit points left if I were to quantify my amount of living.

1510
01:09:27,039 --> 01:09:37,199
Uh, OK, then I will put my hand on your shoulder and I will give you five.

1511
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,079
No, let's say four hit points back.

1512
01:09:41,279 --> 01:09:42,079
Thank you.

1513
01:09:42,079 --> 01:09:44,399
So this has never happened before either.

1514
01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:48,239
So what does Sully feel as as this happens?

1515
01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:52,399
I think probably just like my hand is on her shoulder and I was like,

1516
01:09:52,399 --> 01:09:55,839
I just want you to feel better and sort of just like a warmth,

1517
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:58,720
like a warm glow kind of feeling.

1518
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,520
Like a nice hot water bottle kind of feeling.

1519
01:10:04,079 --> 01:10:06,159
Oh, very comforting.

1520
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:10,640
Comes on your shoulder and kind of spreads and heals you a bit.

1521
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,279
Oh, that's woman tingly.

1522
01:10:13,279 --> 01:10:13,680
Thanks.

1523
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:15,119
That's good.

1524
01:10:15,119 --> 01:10:15,680
That's good.

1525
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:16,079
That's good.

1526
01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:17,199
That's crazy though.

1527
01:10:17,199 --> 01:10:18,480
You guys need a magic.

1528
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:19,520
That is pretty cool.

1529
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:22,079
You got any more of that for good old hill up here?

1530
01:10:22,559 --> 01:10:24,000
Uh, sure, Hillip.

1531
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:29,119
Maybe this will will help with your leg struggles.

1532
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:32,159
And so I do the same thing, but he only gets one.

1533
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:32,640
Sorry.

1534
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:36,399
Oh, that feels like a little bit better.

1535
01:10:37,039 --> 01:10:41,039
Like a lukewarm bath on a cool winter's day.

1536
01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:43,840
Just like Mama used to do.

1537
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,239
OK, you guys go.

1538
01:10:49,039 --> 01:10:51,600
We'll do inventory and stuff on the next one.

1539
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:55,440
But you guys go, you get a bunch of potions and herbs.

1540
01:10:55,440 --> 01:11:02,000
If you decide to take any of those and split amongst you,

1541
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:08,560
among you, 300 gold, four ways, math.

1542
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:14,079
And unless you say otherwise, you go back through the forest

1543
01:11:14,079 --> 01:11:18,160
and you make it back to the caravan where there you see

1544
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,880
that the majority of the caravan has left.

1545
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,120
Well, we did take a long time.

1546
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,880
We were in there for a while.

1547
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,200
So your wagon is there and Winifred's wagon is there

1548
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,640
and she runs over to you and she's like,

1549
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:29,920
where did you guys go?

1550
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:36,640
Well, we were, there was gold and-

1551
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:41,120
Well, Hillip wanted to go check out a town he heard about

1552
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:43,920
in a story one time, so we had to go have a look.

1553
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:28,000
The gears begin to churn as the big...

1554
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:32,880
Plates?

1555
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:33,760
The wacky waving-

1556
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:33,840
Plates?

1557
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,160
Plates!

1558
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,000
...and portable arp tubes, man.

1559
01:12:37,039 --> 01:12:37,840
The word was gone.

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A huge thank you to our supporting producers Jacob Madden,

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Cat Waterflame, and Ryan Cushman.

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Find out more at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast.

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The music in today's episode, Long Road Ahead,

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Scheming Weasel, Nervous, Return of Lazarus, Red Letter,

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and Come Play With Me are by Kavin MacLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

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